scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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