We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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