Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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