Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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