fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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