i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize