? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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