Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
