im drinking this country out of the recession.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
