I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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