Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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