Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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