ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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