you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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