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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
A bitchslap is in order.
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