you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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