I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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