Banned from zoo.
Again?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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