But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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