so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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