Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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