i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I have post one night stand depression
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