First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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