That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There's always time for handjobs
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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