Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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