Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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