Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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