Umm I'm too high to move.
My friends, they love my intelligence
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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