their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
