Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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