Whod you bang
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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