rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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