"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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