I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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