how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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