You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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