I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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