if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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