You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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