hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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