If i come over, it means nothing
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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