"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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