Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
