How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
