Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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