i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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