Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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