Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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