Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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