we're blogging at a bar
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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