Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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