I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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