I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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